Wednesday, August 4, 2010

ADULT RATED-viewer discretion is recommended(18+)

As soon as you read the above title most of you might have straightened your backs up.The topic is such that most of you are curious to know what is written further.Because there are some words in the country which are considered a taboo.No one is supposed to speak,read,write or show these things on a mass platform.But things like these have become a part of every adoloscent's life.For various reasons you might have already developed an impression on the author and some of your thoughts might be

1.WHAT A CHEAP THING TO WRITE ABOUT.
2.AB TOH MAZAAAAA AAYEGA BHAI......!!!!!!!!!!.
3.Ohh I Havent watched it for over a week,thanks for reminding.Where is the hard disk beh**chod!!!!!!!!!!
4.OHH bhai,Yeh banda stud hai
5.Arey yeh ch**iya studdapa dikha raha hain.

These might be most of your thoughts.And these are my answers to the following thoughts in the same order
1.IT IS THIS "CHEAP" THING YOU RELY ON FOR SATISFACTION.
2.I HOPE YOU WILL.
3.Ohh YEAH..you will definitely feel better watching it than reading this.GOOD CHOICE!!!
4.I ALREADY KNOW THIS.
5.WHY ELSE DO YOU THINK IAM WRITING A BLOG.
And i would like to make one more thing clear.This post is not intended to justify or testify ones habits.We are not making a judgement.Iam just presenting you facts as seen through my eyes and giving my views in my own way.
READER DISCRETION IS RECOMMENDED.

Having given my answers and disclaimer let me start off.
The entire adoloscent period can be resolved into two stages
STAGE 1
The thing starts off somewhere in sixth class.(for me it did).It just happens that when you are changing channels on tv at 11 pm in the night,all of a sudden your hands refuse to go to the next channel because MIDNIGHT HOT is on.Now i need not describe what this MIDNIGHT HOT is.Because as per my peers i started late,most of them started it in 4th std itself.During this period we start to see girls in places other than the face.(DONT KNOW WHERE GIRLS SEE WHEN THEY SEE BOYS)
From FTV,we move on to HBO,AXN,STAR MOVIES,ZEE MGM(now zee studio) because they seem to show better things,especially right after the 9pm movie.Thus starts the nights where we have to study while our parents are asleep,we switch on the tv and watch the channels on mute with one finger on the mute to restart the sound when parents wake up for water and other button which goes back to the prev channel and all these things should be done simultaneously,like waiting for the door sound,clicking on the buttons simultaneously and all this should happen before 1/16th of a second because that is the time it would take for a human to establish what is happening.And most of the times we are successful and when parents ask WHY ARE YOU NOT STUDYING,we are ready with an answer JUST TRYING TO RELAX FOR 1/2 HR BEFORE STARTING TO STUDY AGAIN.This happens for the next 3-4 years.
STAGE 2
When you are in 9th or 10th std,a new gadget comes into most households.THE COMPUTER.Supposedly parents buy it so that his/her child has access to all the knowledge in the world.Friends come to home in large numbers with dvds or cds(in case you dont have internet connection) for COMBINED STUDIES.And the combined studies are done behind closed doors for obvious reasons,the reason said outside is DONT DISTURB,WE HAVE A TEST TOMORROW.Some people might even go to cinema halls far away from their homes to catch a glimpse of it on a large screen.This goes on for the next 2 years.

PORNO STAGE
This stage starts from the middle of 12th class and may last for 2-3 years ending the adoloscent age once and for all.With gained profound knowledge of the computer and internet and its various benifits people resort to porn.More than the need of satisfaction the need for overcome of frustration in academics is the prime reason(especially in iitians).Once we entered iit the habit intensifies because the hostel is full of such people.And it is no longer sin and there is no fear of being caught.Exchange of MAAL is as common as exchange of iit material in 12th std.Normally there are two kinds of people in the hostel(not everyone but 98percent)
1.PEOPLE WHO WATCH PORN.
2.PEOPLE WHO ACT AS IF THEY DONT WATCH PORN.
After 6 months of starting there are no people of type 2 left,because either they are caught or they themselves get the courage to admit it openly.
No matter however SEEDHA a person may look 99 on 100 times he is a porn watcher
EVEN THE TOPPER,EVEN THE NERD,EVEN THE FOOLISH LOOKING,OILED HAIR,THICK SPECTACLED SHORT, THIN MAN IS SOMEONE WHO IS INFLUENCED OR ADDICTED BY IT.
It is during this stage a banana,a carrot and a raddish are seen in more ways than just as a vegetable.
The proof for my claim is non availability of a CERTAIN HARD DISK which had all the MAAL.The owner never had it with him as students always wanted it for obvious reasons.(Damn it ,i got it only once)
It is not that PORN watchers are bad people or bad in academics.There are brilliants ,geniuses who watch it everyday,there are great human beings who watch it everday.THIS LASTS UNTIL THE 3RD YEAR OR MAY BE 4TH AND ULTIMATELY PEOPLE GENERALLY LOSE INTEREST IN IT.
According to my friends even girls are avid porn watchers.They are as much addicted to it as men.Though i have no solid survey,or proof in this regd i heard many such stories but I wont comment on it.
I think PORN is the KAMASUTRA for todays generation(not that it is as scientific,but it enjoys as much stature).Like it or not it is today's generation's guide to sex and it has become such a rage that as per reports The porn industry is bigger than INDIAN FILM INDUSTRY.PORN TODAY IS WHAT KHAJURAHO WAS TO THE MEDIEVAL PERIOD.
DISCLAIMER: THIS POST DOES NOT INTEND TO DISCUSS THE MORALITY ISSUES REGARDING THE FOLLOWING SUBJECT,IT IS A CHOICE OF INDIVIDUAL PERCEPTION.IT IS MY REPRESENTATION OF PRESENT HAPPENINGS IN THE FOLLOWING CONTEXT.THIS POST NOWHERE INTENDS TO GLORIFY THE ABOVE MENTIONED ACTIVITIES.

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